twit

someone who uses twitter.

i hate twitter, only twits use it.

by indigoblood June 3, 2009

twit

Someone who tweets on Twitter.

Write is to writer as twit is to _____? (answer, Twitter)

by seattleanthony October 13, 2009

Twitch

The definition of a Twitch : A chick that has intentions on turning friends or family members against each other so that in the end she gets exactly what she wants and no one is in the way to stop her.They're really good at controlling men.But in the end the Twitch doesn't know what she wants, and when shes done draining the fun out of the man she loves, she eventually leaves him. In result he has nothing and no one to talk to anymore. Bell Biv DeVoe tried to explain this in there song Poison.With the famous words "NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE"

Thomas : Since Jason has been dating Jessica he hasn't spoken to us in months, I wonder why ?

Carl : Shes hot, but most likely shes a Twitch and shes telling him awful shit about us

(3 Weeks later)

Jason : I should have never listened to that girl now I have nothing.And no one wants to talk to me.

by EvilGirlsAre3vil June 1, 2011

Twit

A person who uses twitter.com.

All the Twits use a website called Twitter.

by Twitting Twitter June 14, 2009

twit

a person who is addicted to twitter.

"wow, he just tweeted 6 times in the past three minutes."
"what a twit."

by stuffypupz April 4, 2010

Twitarded

Not understanding how to use Twitter.com

Am I Twitarded or is twitter actually not working today?

by WillTaff January 29, 2010

twit

Noun. A regular user of twitter, a web site and service that allows people to post short text messages. The label is not necessarily pejorative.

Even though I've never met him in real life, I know all sorts of snippets of this guy's life because he's a twit.

I just had a twit stop in the office and say he's been following my updates.

by bibliophagist April 17, 2008