nice try 

(v.) A phrase used as a response to another's unworthy chance at a come back when called out.

Levi - "Your complete dork dude...."
Slice -"Yeah, nice try. Why don't you try and think of something innovative you chumpaholic."

nice try by fuckerIdid! April 29, 2003

old college try 

To show a lot of cleavage.

Friend 1: "Michelle, kindly adjust your dress."
Friend 2: "Yeah, way to give the old college try."

old college try by jah426 September 5, 2009

Give It The Ol' College Try

To join up with some friends, get some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.



Compliments of Bill Watterson

YOU- "Whatta we doing this weekend?"

FRIEND- "We'll give it the ol' college try."

Give It The Ol' College Try by Enzo Ferrelli February 28, 2005

You try to win, but you do that

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.

Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.

You try to win, but you do that by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018

Zero try

Having the capacity to give zero effort towards anything

Yo rod, I’d love to do that thing for you but I’m zero try right now

Zero try by The wrong number November 6, 2019

So You Try 

To stuff it into your pant leg...

"But you can't because it's just too big, so you try again, but then you realize you didn't get the joke."

So You Try by WhenYourDickIsTooBig December 19, 2018

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) 

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) by pdtd April 12, 2022