Tory Giver

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return. Or a person who makes an agreement and, after it takes effect, welches on his/her responsibilities or demands to renegotiate.

Jack: Elon Musk signed a contract to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share. But then the market tanked and Twitter stock fell to the mid-30s, so he's making a big public feud to get the price down.

Jill: What a Tory giver!

by Expat Chronicles August 8, 2022

Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"

The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!

by Juanco March 3, 2023

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017