toponce

1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want

1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!

by sinserpent January 19, 2009

topolgraphy

the study of the surface of a girl's bangin, sexy bod.

i can't wait till sarah can help me with my topolgraphy homework, so i can study her body.

by pseudonymouslyyours September 28, 2009

Topping

When there is shit left on the head of the dick after anal sex.

"Oh shit man, I fucked her in the ass and there was topping left on my D"

by Loocyfer November 18, 2019

tippo

Object> to mame your opponents genitals why they are not looking using a zippo lighter. Rules> Lighter must be functional, and have no acronym on the lighter. If the zippo has an acronym, the passer is disqualified and subject to a free ten foot shot. Throws must be made back handed, over hand / side arm tosses will be penalized. If somebody is subject to tippo while the flame is still burning, the passer will be awarded temporary immunity (7days).
(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)

A respected sister game to "Tippy" and "tappy"

by Seth December 2, 2004

Dirty Topo

When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleveland steamer.
A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.

Man, I heard Carlos gave that little girl a Dirty Topo and now he's came out of the closet because he couldn't stand being with a woman and cumming in her.

by Primo_mau October 12, 2008

topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system

Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper

by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018

topoo

The art of being able to crank one off whilst taking a poo

Topoo - Being able to ejaculate whilst curling one down

by Paul Tried August 12, 2007