tongue depressor

disgusting food.

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

by Chef Awesomesauce December 1, 2010

Record Tongue

When an Artist has record tongue, it implies that they use autotune to their advantage to produce music where their voice is accurate and perfected. Unfortunately, people can detect autotune easily as they sound like a robot.

Record Tongue is so fake.

Yeah... that sucks

by fqwhraf February 23, 2011

Tommy Tongue

It is a British saying for French Kissing.

I kissed her, and decided to give her lots of Tommy Tongue.

by TrackMyAft December 19, 2014

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

Dog Tongue

When a man uses his soft cock to rub up and down a woman’s face to get ready for a blowjob

Man 1: I used a dog tongue to get my girlfriend ready for sex.

Man 2: what’s that?

Man 1: look it up.

by Ligmeebulls April 9, 2021

celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good

grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand

"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"

by n8frompap January 3, 2018