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Captain Greg

Captain Gregory or commonly referred to as Captain Greg, is the historically official term, of a "doughnut". The hole in the doughnut was created by Captain Gregory when he had skewered a doughnut (with no hole) onto the spoke of his wheel of his ship, thus creating, the hole in the doughnut. Therefore, common belief suggest that the term referring to a holed doughnut should be Captain Gregory, or Captain Greg, not just doughnut.
Bob: "Hello, can I please get a Captain Greg?"
Lisa: "Sure, what kind would you like?"
Bob: "One with sprinkles please"
by Dunkin' Gregory September 27, 2017
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Captain Puffy

captain puffy is an amazing girl streamer and streams pretty oftenly.
go sub
twitch.tv/captainpuffy
she also is included in dreamsmp as a pirate
1: hey dude i gotta tell you something
2: hold that thought i gtg captain puffys live
1: dude that’s what i was gonna say
by jadecatmaid October 3, 2021
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Captain Molo

Captain Molo:
1: the name of a worm from the game Worms 2

2: an very angry psychotic revolutionary who crushes baby's with his gigantic nuts and seems to be able to pull out a Kalashnikov from just about any body orifice
by -the Cap'n February 21, 2005
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Captain Wikipedia

Someone who comes with a ton of information about an item, object, person or anything in existence even though said information was not asked for.
Person A: Wow, that's one hell of a gun

Person B: It's a Beretta M 1951; a 9 mm semi-auto gun. It was developed somewhere between the '40s and the '50s and....

Person A: Thanks Captain Wikipedia
by Prosit July 9, 2010
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Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011
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Captain's Brew

A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.
Dude, I left some Captain's Brew in that Mountain Dew bottle and my grandma drank it!
by gfs1179 August 22, 2012
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