Dude never refers to himself without her. It's been so long since he used the word "I" that he might as well add We/Us pronouns to his bio.
by gfs1179 May 15, 2024
Dude, Jaime just bought all these panties at Victoria's Secret and did a Skypetease for me from the dressing room.
by gfs1179 January 02, 2013
A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.
by gfs1179 April 01, 2012