tit tan

partially tan tits; half tan, half still milky white

she has a tit tan because she doesn't tan nude.

by collin z. March 7, 2009

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.

Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"

by cheer1 December 21, 2012

tit tips

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.

I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.

by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

Duplo Tits

When a woman tits are so lumpy and fake they can be related to how lego duplos are so much bigger and faker than regular Legos

man i was watching hbo porn last night and the bitch had huge duplo tits.

by specialj48 April 24, 2013

tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast

The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.

by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."

by RAW84 April 22, 2006