thunk-fucked

When a person has had sex with you in their mind.

I've been thunk-fucked by all the men in this bar!

by moonpie n widow ross January 7, 2012

kid thinks hes nice

Expression used to describe someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't.

"Did you see that kid push that little freshman down the hall?" -Person 1
"Yea. Kid thinks hes nice"
-Me

"Look at that fag with the blow out and wife beater."-P1
"I'm telling you dude. Kid thinks hes nice" -Me

by ThegermanguyinMA May 20, 2008

thanksgiving

sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey

stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving

by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 25, 2009

Thunktion

Two words combined in a phonetically pleasing manner to produce one new word.

Sophisticuffs is a Thunktion, combining sophisticated and fisticuffs. Squidgeon and Snacktipus are also Thunktions.

by Thunktionarian March 25, 2010

THANKS INTERNET

A term used as a way to blame the internet for bad things that happen in one's life, that has been caused by being obsessive over the internet.

Friendships, relationships etc.

"I got dumped today. THANKS INTERNET."

by Teirusu April 23, 2010

Thanks for clarifying

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.

(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

by pr maven August 4, 2010

thanks B

Something this girl who I never met says to me every time when I compliment her on her pictures and videos on instagram. All I know is that she goes to my school and we have mutual friends.

Me: Nice video! What band was playing and where was this taken?
Her: Thanks B. This was panic at the disco in madison square garden

by ichybichy September 19, 2018