meat therapy

When you need to get laid

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy

by Harass July 28, 2015

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016

Elevation Therapy

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.

One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.

by Mtngurl December 16, 2016

animal therapy

Purposeful use of animals to provide affection, diversion and relaxation

I use animal therapy to help my patience feel relaxed and calm during their sessions.

by Lorelei S. April 24, 2017

hair therapy

Dope Hair experience

Get some hair therapy.

by Therapist dee July 24, 2017

water therapy

To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.

No shirt, no shoes, no problems.

I am ready to get some water therapy in this weekend!

by travelintomysoul July 28, 2017

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017