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Thomas Paine 

(n.) Radical 18th century British polemicist whose critiques of monarchy, civil society, and religion had a great impact on America's "Founding Fathers." He was also a BDSM enthusiast and the inventor (jointly, with Benjamin Franklin) of a series of nipple clips that bore his aptly-suited surname throughout most of the late 18th century.
Thomas Paine was a famous British author and debater who influenced the American and French Revolutions.
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A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
Thomas by Thomas 61 May 17, 2008
What I get for trying to type Thomas too fast
Hey Thoams let's go buy some more Star Wars at Comics and Stuff!!
thoams by Nexus December 13, 2004

Dave Thomas 

An awesome man who founded Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers.

He was truly a great man....RIP
Dave Thomas just Biggie Sized my meal for free!
Dave Thomas by Kirdan April 18, 2009
a very attractive guy who is very strong and has Fantastic muscles, He is often super kind and thoughtful, he is a beast at anything he does, and a killer with the ladies, he is good with words, and an all around beastly guy. If you ever meet a thomas your ganna want to get to know him.
Girl 1: OMG
Girl 2: WHAT!?!?!?!
Girl 1: I just met the nicest guy he is soooo hot and he is being soo nice to me....
Girl 2: Who that kid? hes my boyfriend, and he is so great!
Girl 1: OH man he sounds like such a THOMAS.
Thomas by COOLDUDE10111 January 11, 2011

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome 

When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.
You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.
It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?
Thomas Edison by T Money November 22, 2004