Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.

"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."

by Saltee March 3, 2025

Pretzel

When you combine weed and tobacco together

“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.

“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”

by kosarosa March 13, 2023

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.

Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”

by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025

Dot's Homestyle Pretzels

The most delicious pretzels in existence. There's no denying it.

Damn, Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are delicious!

by Anoymousanoymous.............. November 12, 2025