Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011

I'd fap to that

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

by Fapperton September 13, 2009

Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.

-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY

by KJ771 November 7, 2009

fap viewing

(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.

WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.

by skiplar September 7, 2005

Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

by Gay Fapper October 9, 2008

fap apnea

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011

offbeat fap

1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.

1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.

Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.

by do it for lacy November 5, 2009