Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

oyster test

A test that can ba administered easily on a person one is interested dating. Take your date out to a restaurant that serves raw oysters.
A. If HE eats them with a straight face, he will have no problem eating pussy and will provide many years of great labia licking service. Women usually hang on to these kinds of guys.
B. If SHE eats them with a straight face, there is a great chance she will put just about anything in her mouth! She probably sucks a mean dick, swallows cum willingly, and perhaps does a few other nasty things your last girlfriend wouldn't dream of. Favorable results equal a passing score!

A. You know Jamie, I like had this date last night, and you know, I gave him the oyster test, and he like devoured them all! It was like so sexy. I like had to have him right away! He made me cum like 7 times. I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm like getting so horny again just talking about it!
B. Hey Jim, did that girl you took out last night pass the oyster test?
Yeah! She sucked down two dozen and loved every second of it. I cant wait for the next date!

by hanksbeer October 16, 2008

test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004

tesostercalls

Short and to the point phone calls. 1 minute or less.

Steve tesostercalls me when he gives directions.

by zoe the greatest November 10, 2007

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012