Tourist Terrorism has many different definitions.However,these can be put into 3 categories.
Tourist Harassment - This can be described as harassing tourists for any given reason,such as their poor driving skills,poor hygiene,lack of respect for our environment,etc.
Tourist Theft - Stealing from tourists.This includes armed robbery,b&e,stealing coolers full of beer,etc.
Tourist Anger - A genuine hate for tourists for invading your town.This also may be directed at a certain group of tourists,ethnicity,religion,etc.These acts are usually extremely violent,or in other cases may simple teach a tourist a valuable lesson about respect,morality,ethics,etc.
Tourist Harassment - This can be described as harassing tourists for any given reason,such as their poor driving skills,poor hygiene,lack of respect for our environment,etc.
Tourist Theft - Stealing from tourists.This includes armed robbery,b&e,stealing coolers full of beer,etc.
Tourist Anger - A genuine hate for tourists for invading your town.This also may be directed at a certain group of tourists,ethnicity,religion,etc.These acts are usually extremely violent,or in other cases may simple teach a tourist a valuable lesson about respect,morality,ethics,etc.
Tourist Terrorism,and its categories.
Tourist Harassment
Local #1:Hey bo,you seem them there tourists drivin all err-a-tick-lee?
Local #2:I sure do!Lets go teach them boys have to drive into that ditch over yonder!
Tourist Theft
Local #1:Hey man,i've been seeing tons of tourists setting up camp at the campground over here.We can probably make off with a couple coolers and bikes,if we play it safe.
Local #2:Remember,tourists think its safe here.All we gotta do is act nonchalant and we'll be golden,baby.
Tourist Anger
Local #1:You seem all them Japanese tourists over there?The ones in the funny hats,throwing trash on the beach?
Local #2:Yeah,what you thinking?
Local #1:I'm thinking we go over there and force them to clean up their god damned mess,and then take those silly little hats they're wearing and shove them so far up their ass it comes out their mouth.Then we can slap them back to Asia.
Tourist Harassment
Local #1:Hey bo,you seem them there tourists drivin all err-a-tick-lee?
Local #2:I sure do!Lets go teach them boys have to drive into that ditch over yonder!
Tourist Theft
Local #1:Hey man,i've been seeing tons of tourists setting up camp at the campground over here.We can probably make off with a couple coolers and bikes,if we play it safe.
Local #2:Remember,tourists think its safe here.All we gotta do is act nonchalant and we'll be golden,baby.
Tourist Anger
Local #1:You seem all them Japanese tourists over there?The ones in the funny hats,throwing trash on the beach?
Local #2:Yeah,what you thinking?
Local #1:I'm thinking we go over there and force them to clean up their god damned mess,and then take those silly little hats they're wearing and shove them so far up their ass it comes out their mouth.Then we can slap them back to Asia.
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Terrorism committed by internet-dwelling white kids and radical Christians. These people can be distinguished from far-right extremists by their highly visible online presence, whereas your average right-wing extremist will reside in real world churches and conservative areas.
Many of them share their views with radical Muslim groups like ISIS, though they despise Muslims.
Many of them share their views with radical Muslim groups like ISIS, though they despise Muslims.
The recent school shooting was an act of alt-right terrorism. The shooter wore a MAGA hat.
Many conservatives and Christians are apologists for alt-right terrorism. They'll defend it or try to brush it under the carpet, and only get upset when a terrorist isn't white.
Many conservatives and Christians are apologists for alt-right terrorism. They'll defend it or try to brush it under the carpet, and only get upset when a terrorist isn't white.
by Slinky Fries March 8, 2018
Get the Alt-right terrorism mug.The government's portrayal of Muslims so they can convince their people that they need constant protection. This is needed to justify making a ton of weapons and starting wars which make up a huge portion of our country's GDP and make some very rich and powerful people a more rich and powerful. This is also needed to justify invasion of privacy beyond that of any other group in the history of the world.
Also popularly used as a synonym for Muslim, or as an analogy to anyone a political party wants to rag on.
Also popularly used as a synonym for Muslim, or as an analogy to anyone a political party wants to rag on.
Derrick Jensen: History's heretic is yesterday's communist is today's heretic
Average American: The terrorists need to get deported before they blow up my house!
Average American: The terrorists need to get deported before they blow up my house!
by Batmanhimself April 25, 2011
Get the terrorist mug.Literally means "the terrorists" in Spanish but it can be used to refer to your homies, bros, buds, friends, etc. Comes from the verse "con los terroristas"(with the terrorists) in the Harlem Shake song by DJ Baauer, which has since recently spawned a viral dance craze on YouTube.
Jim: Hey Brad wanna play some Call of Duty with me?
Brad: Naw man I am at a party with 'los terroristas' over here getting drunk and doing the Harlem Shake!
Brad: Naw man I am at a party with 'los terroristas' over here getting drunk and doing the Harlem Shake!
by Terminus_Est February 17, 2013
Get the los terroristas mug.Under the narrowly defined sense used by the US (and allies of the US that benefit from the narrow definition) it's anyone who stands up for his/her rights against hegemonic interests or the use of resources for non multinational corporate interests. For the rest of the population of this planet, the US (and allies of the US that benefit from the narrow definition given above).
So Palestinian acts of violence are terrorist acts, but taking land away from an indigenous, innocent third-party and then treating people like dogs under a brutal occupation for years is not terrorizing?
The best way for the US to stop terrorism is to stop its overwhelming participation in committing terrorist acts.
The best way for the US to stop terrorism is to stop its overwhelming participation in committing terrorist acts.
by Angry Man/Woman of Color March 14, 2008
Get the terrorist mug.A person of any race or nationality that:
-uses the fear and/or death of civilians for political gain.
-is too immature and selfish to try and make a positive impact on society.
-uses their religion/background/ethnicity as an excuse to justify their blind hate
-is coerced into thinking it is ok to hurt others to get what they want
-beheads civilians when their fellow terrorists are fed and provided with a mat to pray on,a kuran, and food and drink
-fights the public because they are too cowardly to fight the government they wish to change
-uses the fear and/or death of civilians for political gain.
-is too immature and selfish to try and make a positive impact on society.
-uses their religion/background/ethnicity as an excuse to justify their blind hate
-is coerced into thinking it is ok to hurt others to get what they want
-beheads civilians when their fellow terrorists are fed and provided with a mat to pray on,a kuran, and food and drink
-fights the public because they are too cowardly to fight the government they wish to change
1. If we terrorists hijack this bus full of civilians who don't even know we exist we can get our way when the government decides to do xyz.
2. Hi, I am a terrorist and I don't care how anyone else feels so I am going to use violence against people who have no idea what I'm fighting for so I can get my way.
3. Hello, I am a (KKK member, muslim extremist, intolerant bastard) and because of this I am entitled to maim/ rape/ murder/ behead/ lynch/ burn/ torture whomever I wish
4. Howdy, Hackmir al' Wypeshisbutt said we should hate Americans (even though the only reason we are able to sustain ourselves is because of the food they send us) so therefore anyone of that nationality (no matter their view or background) must die and be cleansed from the earth (and let us starve to death because the only thing we have to eat is sand.
5. Hello I am a terrorist. My buddy Al Goah Fuqamysef is being held in an American prison for an indefinite amount of time while being fed, given a quran, and a mat to pray on. Because I don't like the fact that my terrorist friend must be interrogated I am going to capture some random people who are entirely neutral and behead them and send tapes to the families.
6. Hi I'm a terrorist and I am too cowardly to fight a foreign military (even though we fight like "lions and tigers and bears oh my") so therefore I am going to make a bomb and blow up people WHO DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT whether some foreign fucks want an extra .02 km in their border
7. Hello I provide money and safe harbor to people who intentionally kill innocents on a daily basis... but I'm not a terrorist nation....
2. Hi, I am a terrorist and I don't care how anyone else feels so I am going to use violence against people who have no idea what I'm fighting for so I can get my way.
3. Hello, I am a (KKK member, muslim extremist, intolerant bastard) and because of this I am entitled to maim/ rape/ murder/ behead/ lynch/ burn/ torture whomever I wish
4. Howdy, Hackmir al' Wypeshisbutt said we should hate Americans (even though the only reason we are able to sustain ourselves is because of the food they send us) so therefore anyone of that nationality (no matter their view or background) must die and be cleansed from the earth (and let us starve to death because the only thing we have to eat is sand.
5. Hello I am a terrorist. My buddy Al Goah Fuqamysef is being held in an American prison for an indefinite amount of time while being fed, given a quran, and a mat to pray on. Because I don't like the fact that my terrorist friend must be interrogated I am going to capture some random people who are entirely neutral and behead them and send tapes to the families.
6. Hi I'm a terrorist and I am too cowardly to fight a foreign military (even though we fight like "lions and tigers and bears oh my") so therefore I am going to make a bomb and blow up people WHO DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT whether some foreign fucks want an extra .02 km in their border
7. Hello I provide money and safe harbor to people who intentionally kill innocents on a daily basis... but I'm not a terrorist nation....
by Jonathan12345 September 12, 2006
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