Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

by Thenig187 September 09, 2017

Back Tent

When you shit your pants but the shit is very hard and it pushes the seat of your pants out. It is like pitching a tent, but instead of an erection it is shit, and instead of your crotch, it is your ass.

Jimmy Buffet pitched a back tent in his speedo in the shallow end of the resort pool.

by Henryhenryhippo April 18, 2022

tent dating

dating a hoe

We're tent dating.

by girldatsa_bootyhole November 05, 2017

Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 03, 2023

Volleyball Tent

A tent where a bunch of gay men are hitting their balls off each other like a game of volleyball

Jon: whoa dude did u hear about the volleyball tent game tonight?
Ken: noo dude but y wld I care I'm not gay
Jon: I'll let u noe how it goes then man

by ChristieSan June 23, 2010

tent boy

A man that is small, nubile, and/or feminine in appearance. In the Greek military, they would be passed from tent to tent to be used as a sex object by their larger, more masculine counterparts.

"Damn, that man's absolutely adorable. Total tent boy material."

by Action Nad March 07, 2023

Earthen tent

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021