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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.
Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?
by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022
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tent stake

A slut, hoe, thot, etc. A woman that requires little effort to hook up with. Named after the camping essentials that are often advertised as being "Easy to pull, Easy to pound"
Man 1: "that girl at the bar is willing to fuck anyone who talks to her"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"
by NotTHATwhite September 21, 2019
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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.
Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.
by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018
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Marde tent

Collection of laanch
He's from marde tent group
by Lyaath September 29, 2021
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tenting

when you build a tent and sleep in it.
ex:

james: what are you doing tonight?

sarah: im tenting.
by anonymous August 6, 2023
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