The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006
Get the Tainted Curtainmug. Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-taint
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Tip-to-Taintmug. Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010
Get the Ghost Taintmug. When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.
I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.
by Diggitty May 11, 2011
Get the Taint Focusmug. An act where at the peak of an orgasm, the initiator of the orgasm, uses the 2nd knuckle of the middle finger( of the hand of thier choice) to rub the taint of the other person (or sometimes thier own taint) in a counter-clockwise circle, thus increasing the pleasure sensation immeasurably !
I would have gotten rid of her years ago but... she is the best Taint Knuckler I know. I would have gone out with Maggie Q but with such small hands her Taint Knuckling would leave me wanting so much more!
by The Dirty Geek March 3, 2011
Get the Taint Knucklermug. When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
Get the taint slappingmug. Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009
Get the Taint Ticklermug.