The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 12, 2006
When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.
I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.
by Diggitty April 21, 2011
A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.
by Marurice's Geppetto January 27, 2009
An act where at the peak of an orgasm, the initiator of the orgasm, uses the 2nd knuckle of the middle finger( of the hand of thier choice) to rub the taint of the other person (or sometimes thier own taint) in a counter-clockwise circle, thus increasing the pleasure sensation immeasurably !
I would have gotten rid of her years ago but... she is the best Taint Knuckler I know. I would have gone out with Maggie Q but with such small hands her Taint Knuckling would leave me wanting so much more!
by The Dirty Geek February 16, 2011
A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.
The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
by zombiepinup December 30, 2011
When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 21, 2008
Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009