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soft boi hours

Hours of the day where you are a softie and are soft.

It comes from the term sad boi hours but instead of “sad” it’s “soft”
Person 1: “ why do you keep smiling and listening to soft music?”
Person 2: “ soft boi hours”
Person 1: “ ohhhhhhh gotcha”
by ShawnXmarina January 8, 2019
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Soft Googling

When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.
by DallasIsTheBest February 25, 2013
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Soft Rock Pussy

Abbreviated SRP. Someone who likes super, super lame music. Usually defends shitty and boring bands like Oasis or Coldplay. These people seem to have an aversion to music with balls.
Oh, no, the only reason Wally didn't like the kick-ass new Tesco Vee single is because he's a Soft Rock Pussy. There's nothing you can do with SRP's but give them some Bread albums and put them out of their misery.
by FlexFlexerson March 1, 2009
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soft stud

a somewhat masculine, gay woman with just a hint of a femme in her, i.e., she may look like a guy one day but look like a girl the next. she may be a bit more feminine than most studs or wear makeup. a soft stud will usually have a femme for a girlfriend but may also date another stud that is more masculine than her.
I'd rather have a real stud than a soft stud, soft studs are too much like femmes.
by E-R-I-C-A March 30, 2006
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air soft

Air soft guns are guns that fire small plastic pellets. The pellets can be metal coated. Not to be mistaken with BB guns, which fire pure brass BB's.
Dude, me and my neighbor had an airsoft war yesterday
by 2010 July 29, 2005
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St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.
David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!
by Gag-on this December 28, 2007
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soft swap

To share spouses/mates with another to the point of digital and/or oral copulation only.

This term comes from the home of Stephen, SuperGenius, who invented it spontaneously while referring to timid wanna-be swingers unwilling to take the PLUNGE
We are into soft swap only.
by Stephen Super Genius July 25, 2004
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