Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes

Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Susan Mary

A woman who is Caucasian,blonde typically has blue eyes (or green/black) who also usually wears Pink or Blue clothing who is typically very loved and very beautiful (they may even be a damsel in distress) and some have pink or red lips and are just considered perfect and overrated and may be a main character in a series or such and may be more appreciated then characters with some type of similarity to them (Also most likely Straight).

(Ex:Princess Peach,Rosalina,Cinderella,Miu iruma,Princess Aurora,Sonia Nevermind,Princess Zelda)

“I really love Cinderella!”

“Eh,she’s alright,but she’s kinda a Susan Mary”

“Oh yeah...”

by MisakiiChan March 31, 2021

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.

“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!

by ……: December 12, 2024

Little Ms Susan

A poooch, FUPA, upper fat pussy area.

It was my time or the month and little Ms Susan was feeling quite bloated.

by Auto bot February 4, 2024

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021