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Studyonosis 

A condition that affects 9 out of 10 students, in which the student has a a contagious rash and cancer symptoms if he spends 3 full minutes without studying. It usually intensifies when playing video games or watching Netfilx
Guy 1: Im so sad to hear your brother passed away, how did it happen
Guy 2: He went stubborn and spent 2 hours playing Fortnite, and the studyonosis hit hard
Guy 1: Heartbreaking

Student Body 

A term used to describe the people who love to "get involved" in campus activities. Usually they are "independent" and the only way they make friends is by joining an organization or going to an event put together by the university. People of the Student Body enjoy pep rallies, making fun of greek life, and riding bicycles on sidewalks made for walking.
John: "I know our team is terrible at football but I can't wait for the pep rally tonight! I love supporting my school!"

Tim: "But its friday night you douche."

John: "Ya!! Everyone will be there! Plus there is free pizza after!"

Tim:"God, you're so Student Body."
Student Body by tightbutthole69 December 17, 2013

GCSE art student

A GCSE art student finds themselves crumbling from the unexpected pressures of an art GCSE: their lack of coursework or that ‘rose’ that looks like a damn tumbleweed or a cabbage on meth. Sometimes high, sometimes horrific at drawing, sometimes egotistical and sometimes crying over 1 imperfect line: they come in all shapes and sizes.

Most likely an art student picks the GCSE for it’s ‘easy’ facade yet will end up regretting that choice at some point. A very talented but perfectionist student might tend to procrastinate - waiting until the very last minute when realisation and their fear of failure kicks in only to end up painting until 5am to make up for lacking course work.

Whether having struggled with quality or quantity (at at least one point I will assure you) the eventual fulfilment of thick textured pages or a final piece decorated in imagination and what was once a dream, art GCSE students are thick skinned (despite occasional breakdowns) and deserve every bit right to show off and boost their ego. Unlrimately most will find the course is worth it and anything can turn into something beautiful with effort.
Person 1: Look at that GCSE art student crying from stress.
Person 2: I heard they have 3 whole sketchbooks due in 2 days.
Person 1: That’s rough.
GCSE art student by Zephelia May 21, 2019

The 16th student 

Mukuro Ikusaba. The 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.
The 16th student by T4R0 June 29, 2021
A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.
Student by SilverWarden December 9, 2008

Student Loan 

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.
Word of the Day on October 15, 2022