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Landing strip 

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
Landing strip by Cay919 November 30, 2017

Reverse landing strip 

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)
Reverse landing strip by LolJunky October 18, 2018

Gaza Strip 

A small shaved strip of public hair on a woman, leading down to a bombed out vagina from having babies or being a complete whore.
Dude, check out the gaza strip on the dancer!
Gaza Strip by Thechadmancometh June 10, 2009

Gaza Strip 

Aka Union Street, Plymouth. This squalid street is actually the city's 'clubbing mecca', and on most weekend nights resembles a warzone. At 2 in the morning the filthy nightclubs discharge their equally filthy clientele onto the streets at the same time to eat half cooked greasy junk food from dodgy kebab shops, brawling, f***ing, and puking like it went out of fashion. The streets are constantly lined with police vans, and teeming with Plymouth's 'beautiful people' ; drunken matlows, shaven headed, townie thugs with tatooed knuckles (and that's just the women), and a motley array of sluts of a variety of ages who look not unlike the prostitutes that work the red light district nearby! In other words, like the Gaza Strip, Union Street at best resembles a warzone, and should be avoided like the plague (which incidently broke out there only last week).
"Fancy going out clubbing in Plymouth, like?"
"No f***ing way, Union Street is like the bloody Gaza Strip on a Saturday night!"
Gaza Strip by IhatePymouthians April 11, 2004

canadian bacon strip 

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

comic strip-mining 

Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"
comic strip-mining by blatherskyte November 7, 2013