homosexual male who smokes pot. he is usually more into the cult of marijuana than going to the gym or the latest club. he would rather buy some kickass weed than a new gucci shirt. they tend to get along very well with surfers and skateboarders.
by ParisGuy November 4, 2007
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Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me
Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire
That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.
Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire
That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.
by Tha_Woodmeister January 6, 2009
Get the Stoner Logic mug.A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.
Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.
If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.
A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.
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Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.
If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.
A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.
Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"
"Got any gwaaan?"
"nahh man you?"
"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"
"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"
"Getting stoooooned maan"
"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"
- true stoner
"Got any gwaaan?"
"nahh man you?"
"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"
"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"
"Getting stoooooned maan"
"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"
- true stoner
by Stonermaaaaaan March 3, 2011
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Get the stoner mission mug.A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.
by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010
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Get the Stoner Sandwich mug.Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.
Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.
Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."
Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."
by Nick D October 29, 2003
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