Stealing

to borrow and pretending it never happened

Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm

^stealing^

by HeroicLemon December 1, 2015

Taco Stealing Hoe

a tiny white girl with a big mouth that likes to run around stealing peoples tacos and never returning them

"hey that hoe stole my taco! taco stealing hoe bring back my taco"

by veronica093175842 January 23, 2009

spelling nazi

people that care more about the spelling of words and correcting them then what the words mean.
even if everyone reading if can understand it just fine!

they love the feeling of superiority that comes from correcting other people.

an older name for the spelling nazi and one we still use to this day but to a lesser extent is : SMUG.

some chronic conditions have been recorded when the subjects tried to fix 1337...

johnny: OMG my teacher just ripped a students ears of, she gona get arrested!!!

spelling nazi: by "of" i`m guessing you meant off and by "gona" i think you meant: probably going to.
and you not black dude so stop trying to sound like a nigger!

by kalixxx December 16, 2011

smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

by Jenny W October 15, 2007

Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.

Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin

by -KMG- November 22, 2010

over selling

in basketball, when you get touched by a player from the other team and then fall down and act like you've been shot even when it is a very light touch.

Johnny was over selling today during the basketball game. I barely touched him and he flipped backwards five times and acted like i had broken his neck.

by TST November 11, 2008

selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.

I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.

by reezydos February 10, 2009