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Squirrel sock

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...
by Chickenarms March 31, 2011
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Squirrel Bait

1) woman who are fucking nuts!

2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy
Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"

DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"

Karl: "Squirrel bait?"

Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"
by cheese4green September 20, 2011
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flying squirl

when a male spreads his scrotum and jumps off an object in the house onto his sexual partner.
"I almost broke my neck when i slipped off the dresser performing the flying squirl last night."
by J.J. Poopface May 17, 2006
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dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016
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squirelly

- a word describing a person or a thing that is strange or distant from reality. it is the same as calling someone a nut.
This teacher keeps touchin me. I think he's gone a little squirelly
by nikefball82 February 23, 2009
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Squircle

A 'squircle' is a person with a shaped head not quite like a circle, yet not quite like a square.

They tend to be rather unnattractive and have a swollen face.

A squircle, is a combination of a circle and a square hence the name.
"Oh my God, have you seen that Squircle"

"His face is Squircle"

"Squircle features"
by Skank1 January 18, 2010
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squirrel

A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
by Red Squirrel January 4, 2004
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