Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008

spiking

A method of murder, typically by sticking a gun up the ass and firing straight up. It's pretty painful.

Nick: I bet it really hurts to get fucked in the ass.

Geoff: Not as much as having someone spiking you, I'm sure.

by tencentlover August 28, 2006

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

springing

state of being high where you just feel like bouncing all over the place

''shit im so high im just springing over here.''

by alexandria14 March 19, 2008

spikings

Two traditions of exploration come together in the history of the word spikings, which also illustrates how knowledge of the classics has influenced teachers at DCGS to call him a dumbass. Scientifically spiking was described a large, arboreal, anthropoid ape of Amersham. It is larger than a man, and is remarkable for its massive skeleton and powerful muscles, which give it enormous strength, which allows him to represent the school team. In some respects its anatomy, more than that of any other ape, resembles that of man, with of course no brain.

I hope you all enjoyed this short extract about spikings!!!!

by I don't think it will be a good idea!!! March 22, 2004