spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

Springfield PA

A small town outside of philly where every kid is preppy and built with a silver spoon (want every fucking thing.) The average grade is a 70 and we are sometimes retarded and half the kids are no ones. Also everyone white and buys Jordans to make them feel Black.

Andrew: Hey Tim.
Tim: Wazzup.
Andrew: I got a 74 on my test so my mom got me four Iphones and 2 new pairs of Jordans.
Tim: Fuck You, and Fuck Springfield PA

by Timmy flip February 22, 2011

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thrusted by her partner who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 20, 2015

Rick Springfield

the amazing artist who sings "Jessie's girl" he is very talented and a little cute. He made an impact on the world that was not moot. he is a role model to all those people who like their best friends bae. Idk if he is still alive but let's hope so. Long live Rick!

Jessie is a friend... of Rick Springfield
because Rick is a friend to all. Especially those of whose girlfriend he is trying to subtly steal

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021

the rite of spring

A ballet written placed in pagan Russia, during a tribe's Spring Sacrifice ritual. Composed by Igor Stravinsky in 1913, original choreography by Vaslav Nijinsky. It has two acts, Adoration of the Earth, and The Sacrifice.

But the cool thing is that this, this fucking literally caused a fucking riot in its opening night. The police had to be called, because it was so loud the dancers couldn't hear the music. People got punched in the face because this piece was so weird and dissonant. Then, a year later everyone loved it and it is often dubbed the turning point of modern music.

-Man, I really like the Rite of Spring.
-Are you insane? That piece doesn't even any sense.

by ShedoubleEran April 20, 2018