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Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
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splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.
by Jebbedo May 4, 2009
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Spling

Flashy jewelry worn in combination with Speedo swimming apparel.
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Sloink

(gerund or present participle)

To have sex with another's mom, or a group of moms in a particularly disrespectful way. If your mom gets sloinked, no one is buying her dinner afterwards. It's traditional to pee on said moms kids afterwards to complete the ritual.
"yo bro, I just got back from sloinking you mom in the backseat of my Subaru. Didn't even give her a ride home"
by Stelmaria September 17, 2021
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Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"
by Stelmaria September 21, 2021
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splink

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling
aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)
by AJ August 4, 2004
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splink

Female ejaculation juices that are released when they are turned on.
Guy 1: Yeh man it was ace I was lickin her clit and she splinked all over me!
Guy 2: Not cool man.
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