The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
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2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
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To have sex with another's mom, or a group of moms in a particularly disrespectful way. If your mom gets sloinked, no one is buying her dinner afterwards. It's traditional to pee on said moms kids afterwards to complete the ritual.
To have sex with another's mom, or a group of moms in a particularly disrespectful way. If your mom gets sloinked, no one is buying her dinner afterwards. It's traditional to pee on said moms kids afterwards to complete the ritual.
"yo bro, I just got back from sloinking you mom in the backseat of my Subaru. Didn't even give her a ride home"
by Stelmaria September 17, 2021
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A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
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