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kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter
by Quarters December 19, 2016
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Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.
Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.
by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006
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sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".
1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
by bgdeee December 31, 2007
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slingered

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.
Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.
by yellowutility July 19, 2009
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Singtermission

A small break or pause when someone sings a song because they do not know the lyrics.
(Singing we will rock you)

Chris: Buddy you're a boy make a .................. WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU.

Jake: What's up with that singtermission?
by THE BACON M4N July 27, 2009
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Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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sphincterfez

noun – regional term for an "asshat" in the Middle East. See also "anusberet."
After the events of January 25, 2011, Hosni Mubarak has proven himself to be a total and complete sphincterfez by refusing to step down as President of Egypt.
by awienick February 22, 2011
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