Definitions by bgdeee

regal cock 

A knick name, given to ones penis.
Penis with royal properties/qualities;
(Big/royal/purple cock.)

"Hey darling would mind coming over here
and giving my 'regal cock' the tongue lashing it deserves?"

regal cock by bgdeee December 31, 2007

turd ring 

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

turd ring by bgdeee December 31, 2007

sphincter clipping 

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

sphincter clipping by bgdeee December 31, 2007