Splinder

Splinder: To touch a guys penis in an erotic way when you give him a blowjob.

I want to give you a nice splinder during our sexual intercourse.

by DoubleC91 January 18, 2015

Chum Slinger

great big cock on the verge of ejaculation

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female

when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...

by doc SM March 3, 2014

splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009