Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

sperm vein

Primitive word for the urethra; can also be used as an insult to someone who's a real douche bag

I masturbated five and a half times today and now my sperm vein burns real bad

or

Shut up, sperm vein

by spongo October 28, 2004

sperrets

The dark lines formed on the face and body caused by sleeping in the same position against folds in the bedsheet, pillow or other objects.

Hey dude I slept so deep, when I woke my face was covered in sperrets.

by Peter Q September 3, 2005

spermbaby

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

spermdroid

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.

Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)

by lorenzor March 11, 2009

spermactite

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009