Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.
"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"
by StepfordKnife April 10, 2014
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Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
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speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 16, 2019
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speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
by meme loop December 08, 2020
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clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
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Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
by woahimbomb March 16, 2009
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cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
by dennyg March 22, 2020
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