Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.
To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
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Get the Slanking mug.When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
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