by PudSpanker October 6, 2016
Get the spanking the pudmug. After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.
by cacadonalds May 6, 2015
Get the Spank the wombatmug. The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
Get the Colombian spankingmug. The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
Get the babysitter spankingmug. Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
by Wankoffski February 26, 2023
Get the Spank Bankmug. A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022
Get the Vicarious Spankingsmug. The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!
Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
Get the Shark spankedmug.