no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.

Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!

by familyguy007 February 11, 2010

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

soberphobic

An alcoholic's defense mechanism.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm soberphobic....

by Donnamc June 27, 2010