Snurtle

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

by SynthX08 January 27, 2009

snart

when you sneeze and fart at the same time

Yesterday I had a cold I sneezed so hard I had a loud snart.All my friends laughed at me

by muddy melanie July 27, 2006

Throat-snort

When you make a snorting noise, but try to cover it up by saying it was your throat

"...a ginger!"
*laff*snort*laff*
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST SNORTED!"
"No I didn't, it was my throat!"
"OK then, you throat-snorted!"

by Mark, Ell and Cranky October 10, 2006

snort-a-saurus

A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.

"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.

by Askthe BeerGuys March 18, 2011

Snarties

When you crush up Smarties into a fine powder, ready for snorting.

"Hey bro, I ran out of powder. What do I do?"
"Got some Smarties on ya?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Let's make some Snarties!"

by XioClone October 20, 2009

snirt

One of those ambiguous words that doesn't mean anything but just sounds dirty.

Billy got his mouth washed out with soap after stubbing his toe adn blurting out "Aw Snirt!"

by Bad Dad April 25, 2008

Snortworthy

1. Something (usually a drug) worthy of being snorted.

2. A humorous joke or statement that is worthy of a laughing snort, generally performed by the female gender.

Damn, This blow is seriously snortworthy.

Girl one: That wasn't even funny.
Girl two: I know, it wasn't snortworthy, but I totally did anyway.

by Tabgirl March 27, 2009