black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

Bangers and mash situation

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.

Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!

by Jelloid February 8, 2010

The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.

Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.

by MarWash December 10, 2009

satiation

morally and physically flexible women.

polite and public use for bitches hoes, sluts, and/or
strange.

"Tonite, we get inebriated and fornicate with some
satiation".

by Xik Witted February 17, 2009

imitation nigger

Imitation nigger is what black people actually call themselves. According to them, the "real niggers are the white man and the white woman."

We are but imitation niggers.

by KristyT March 2, 2007

Seditation

Sedated by boring meetings while practicing sleep meditation.

Meetings with fellow lawyers give a sense of rebellious seditation.

by Bored at meetings August 28, 2011

situationship

Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.

“Ya…we’re in a situationship you could say…it is what it is I guess”

by cassandra emersy August 26, 2022