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ballzach smack 

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.
Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.
ballzach smack by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009
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Vagina Smack 

A swift backhand directly to the vagina.
Yo man, last night I was walking down the hallways at school and I vagina smacked some broad!

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.
Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

shaq smack 

1.When a man with a large penis menefests himself out of nowhere and proceeds to smack you with his 400lb+ man meat.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.
1.I was just standing there and all of a sudden, a man came up and hit me down with his large dick, later I was informed that I was Shaq Smacked.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.
shaq smack by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

smack the monkey 

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!
smack the monkey by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.
Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.
Shmecky by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009