slippery nuggets 

When your scrotum is so moist and uncumfortable that your pants start to stick to your berries and your have to peel your pants away from your nuggets. Usually occuring at weddins, funerals, church,ect...

As tim sat under the hot sun at his cousins dogs funeral, he began to obtain a nasty case of slippery nuggets.

slippery nuggets by Jimmy Flamingo December 24, 2015

Slippery Sammy 

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell

lets slippery sammy

Slippery Sammy by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016

slippery fish 

When the penis accidently enters the butthole instead of the vagina while engaging in intercourse. Often results in extreme anus ripping and loss of sexual feelings. Side effects include trouble walking, massive diarreah, and ripped anus.

Its not ever day that you get the slippery fish

slippery fish by mermicorn November 6, 2010

Slippery Cunt 

Hey look, Push. I can add definitions to urbandictionary too!

Push_dot_com is a slippery cunt.

Slippery Cunt by Babar April 3, 2005

slippery snake 

1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.

2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face

After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.

slippery snake by Alex William March 4, 2009

slippery pussy 

When bitch act all up, then act like the victims when someone called them out!

Why acting like slippery pussy now, I thought youe ass was can take a heat,

slippery pussy by My babydaddy May 22, 2017

Slippery Dancer 

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

Slippery Dancer by God January 21, 2003