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Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"
by Gestation period February 19, 2009
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Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna
*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"
by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015
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Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.
We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....
by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018
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Skeeking

Walking while one foot is on a higher surface than the other.
I was skeeking on the curb!
by BrodyBananas! October 26, 2007
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Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
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Sleeping Booty

Similar to Sleeping Beauty, only the sleeper has more curves than the original.
Ben: Man, J.Lo has been sleeping forever!
Marc: I know, she's definitely a Sleeping Booty!
by ooohsnap April 19, 2009
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Sweeping The Basement

What Asians do at raging parties, this is not a sexual term.
They actually sweep the basement. Usually with broom or vacuum cleaner.
Ryan Yang was sweeping the basement at the time of the arrest.
by Sawdomy June 9, 2009
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