Cha cha real smooth

Expression used for accentuate the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 15 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by anonymous September 16, 2020

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

shmootz

V. Any type of physical contact of a somewhat sexual nature with a member of the opposite sex. such as; kissing, making out, any kind of base and any form of "-job"

See "Shmootzen"

Chuck-"Did you see Franciny McDingle last night?"
Ralph-"Ya sure you betcha, I would shmootz her brains out."

Ralph- "I'm hanging out with Jalliqua tonight"
Chuck-"you finally gonna get some shmootzen?"

by shmorgensborgen July 11, 2010

SmoothCopyCat

A bitch that always tries to be cool, but ends up looking like a loser

Kai: "Yo Tony, you hear about that one chick that tried to have that party last week?"
Tony: "Yah bro, the band she got was sooooo last week, such a let down."
Kai: "What a SmoothCopyCat."
Tony: "I'd still hit it."

by Pawngame June 28, 2011

nigger smooth

Nigger smooth: a task that was executed well

hugh slid across into the room via the wet floor the other night it was nigger smooth

by Ad mall January 4, 2008

Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005

Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009