Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

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Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

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Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 January 1, 2012

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Simeon

The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.

That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!

by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 19, 2011

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Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

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summon the hot drops

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'

after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!

she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!

he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops

by michael foolsley July 25, 2010

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