Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

Shootin the bees

Taking a big brown dump in the toilet or on someone you love

Rob: I'm shootin the bees!

Thomas: Got a case of the brown als?

by T-slam February 28, 2013

shootin doves

Just another slang for jerkin off! (You can never have too many right?)

Scott's in his room shootin doves right now . He's sexually frustrated.

by RVDk September 7, 2017

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

shooblings

Juvenile Shoobies or Shooblets belinging the the full sized Shoobie.

Here come all the shoobies with their little shithead shooblings to ruin the summer.

by Shoobie dubby doo June 7, 2018

Shootin hopes

slang term for shooting herion; Hope rhymes with dope and can easily be a typo from saying hoops, which makes this slang an easy text term without getting in trouble by anyone

Yo hmu later im shootin hopes right now if u want you can come thru and we can shoot around.

by NY Nigga September 29, 2020