Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

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shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

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shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

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