Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.
A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.
Anchovies are delicious.
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.
A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.
Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!
Ole: Hey der!
Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!
Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!
Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!
Ole: Ya.
Ole: Hey der!
Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!
Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!
Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!
Ole: Ya.
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2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
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1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"
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