Xp-Sender

the best idiot ever

Xp-Sender

by Windows11Microsoft_xd January 30, 2025

.....If Seee Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Seee Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Seee Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

Ank Waje Sene

A phrase used by ancient Egyptian papyrus makers to emphasize the satisfaction associated with a well pressed sheet of paper, fresh off the smashing block.

“Ank waje sene!” exclaimed the pharaoh at the quality sheet of papyrus produced by his underlings.

by Banks Lee May 28, 2018

Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019

Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020