cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta September 22, 2016

big nigga schlong

A penis bigger than the avarage african male's.

Dis niBBa got a big nigga schlong!

by minileraan January 11, 2018

logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022

schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 9, 2005

schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008

schmang

a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.

by djbizze October 5, 2005