Sam

The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.

Man #1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam

by LongrodVonHugendongg January 1, 2009

Sam

has the biggest dick in the world. steals everyones bitches. is lit af. everyone likes him. fucking amazing at sport

fuck me sam has the biggest dick in the world

by St3ve Irwin March 25, 2019

Sam

A nice guy with a good sense of humour and porn categories sometimes he can be a fat twat and a ginger fire head asshole. His ginger pubes are very small a bit like his shrivelled dick.

Sam told me to watch tranny porn and I am now proudly part of the LGBTQ community 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 lol

by Skullcrusher63538 January 9, 2019

Sam

Every type of Sam is a cunt...

Guy 1: Yo do you see sam over there
Guy 2: Yea he's a cunt

by G-M4NN June 4, 2020

Sam

A Mexican Asian usually referred by sam, an breed that amazes people all around. And usually gets all the ladies

Look Johnny, That is the rare breed Sam!

by KDkg December 11, 2016

Sam

The act of two or more people named Sam hooking up with the same person through the course of one night

Woah! Sam and Sam Sam'd Madi last night!

by ExtremelyLargeNubblies February 22, 2013

Sam

Sam is a name given to the most beautiful girl in the world, one who is very shy tho, but no matter how far from you she is youknow she will think of you, and you just cant help but to think of her all the time.

"Man, I cant wait for Sam to send me a message."
"I love you, Sam, you shy butterfly!"

by General Floof July 17, 2018