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Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom
Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Public safety academy

A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.
public safety academy is a school i guess
by public safety academy April 23, 2019
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Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.
"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."
by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025
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pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011
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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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Safety Nasa

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.
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