sex

A great activity that people like me will never experience at least not in this lifetime.
-Dude did you ever got laid ?
-No sex for me but masturbation is my salvation.
by BossPanzer September 29, 2011
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The main reason for marriage, birth control, and hygiene.
by Rihanyce May 22, 2010
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Sex is Gabe Saporta. Look it up in te dictionary, and there will be a picture of him.
fan 1: omfg, last night I actually touched gabe saporta!
fan 2: he is so sexy!
fan 1: what? sexy? he IS sex.
by mine/yours February 04, 2008
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I came home from the gym last night but as I walked into the kitchen I saw my gf Angela sitting on the table with no clothes.I knew what she wanted but I wouldn't give it to her.not yet anyway I walked over to her and asked if I should get the soldiers but she had already got it.so I stood there admiring her breasts and cunt. She said what you gonna do to me Sharon I have been very naughty. To that I replied " wells am just gonna have to tell you off aren't I" so I took my shirt and leggings off. Purposely leakby on my bra and thong for her to take off which she did.I sat on top off her as we started to kiss boobs pressing together pussy on pussy. I started to kiss her neck knowing this would turn her one was right.I got off her and putting my head between her legs started to lick her clitthis made her cum which I spread on my 37d boobs for her to lick off. but she didn't.she stuck three of her adventurous fingers up my fanny and licked the underside of my boobs.that was it I cam. Now with my hot liquid covering her fingers and hers on my breasts we couldn't stop so went up to my bedroom.

She got her dildo and stuck it inside her.All of it.this turned me on like mad so as soon as she took it out I slammed her to the bed and linked my vagina to hers in such away so we could kiss and cum into each other at the same time this worked like a treat but she weren't nearly done yet and neither was i
Emily is such a whore she always has sex.
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sexings

Recieving of sex, or other sexual favors.
I got me some sexings at Kaniacs house.
by chris March 10, 2005
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sex

/verb//:: The act of penetrating another person for pleasure or reproduction. It feels very good, and, trust meh, I love it.
"Hey, honey, wanna go have sex? We can fuck all night..."
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one day I was at this school event we have at high school and my crush was there her name was alexa. I asked to have some fun with her so we danced and danced but then we went to the bathroom and were fooling around and dancing in front of the mirror and then we both went into a bathroom stall. (It wasn’t in a girl or boys bathroom it was like a family bathroom for all genders) we went and she started kissing me but she was drunk so i didn’t know if she actually wanted to fuck me and make love with me. we started kissing a lot and she took my shirt off and I took her shirt off and she was in this hot ass stripper outfit and she was kissing me so hard it felt so good I picked her up and starting sucking on her neck and she was putting her pussy into my dick with pants on. she took her pants off and we took a break, she pushed me back and told me to sit down and I sat down. She started doing cool stuff and grinding on the floor and showing off to me and it was the sexiest thing ever and I grabbed her by the butt and picked her up again and grabbed her against the wall and we were moaning but I couldn’t help how sexy she was. then she took my pants off and I picked her back up and I put my face in between her boobs with her bra on and kissed there and I un-strapped her bra and it was so hot I started kissing on her boobs and she started giggling and we gave eachother hickeys. we took a break and put our clothes on and walked home and had sex in my bed
Sex
by brandonns April 27, 2019
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